Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.
You know who I have reblogged this for.
And yes, I know I am not helping
BUT I WAAAAAANTS IT. Why isn’t it a real product? And the only spirits I would summon with it would be delicious cocktails.
I want this!
My Witchsona is Duck the Bard. His duck headed staff can become a giant living Viking ship with a duck prow. He also plays an enchanted 12 string guitar given to him by a Rock & Roll Martian. Also his pocket watch can summon the dead, although he doesn’t do that much, for obvious reasons.
Oh how wrong we were to think.
That immortality meant never dying.
(Sometimes I have to reblog things that will make no sense to most of you. Sorry.)
Hubris, that Dino.
I used to be terrified of this when I was a little boy.
Now I want an extravagant tea party… who’s with me?
I always want an extravagant tea party. Always.
I’m game for an extravagant tea party!
Very true. But someday I’ll visit there. Hopefully with Kambriel as my tour guide.
True. As a former Spanish Carribean Swamp Witch turned edge of the woods Kitchen Witch living in the South, Salem is quite a trek for me. Still would like to visit though.